The demonic Mickey Mouse, it constantly threatens you and when you wake up it stands over you and says ominously “Today’s the day bucko.” (If enough are bought Disney takes over the world and the mice are the police.) “You’re in the mouse’s house now.”

The weirdest gift I’ve gotten is a box wrapped fully in duct tape with another duct taped box inside of it, then another one, another one, another one, another one another one, another one, and then DJ Khalid! Not really, it was a Marcus Theaters Gift Card.